My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
― Laurell K. Hamilton, A Stroke of Midnight (via hqlines)
To my Canadian friends, Happy Thanksgiving

drunkenkeith:

To my fellow Americans, Happy Birthday to the man who brought us syphilis and white privilege.

lars-hella:

Why would you date in high school?
No one plays in the NHL yet

Can I be happy yet or is that not a thing

dialupmodem:

me: ugh having trouble connecting to the wifi using my mac 

every PC user in the room: WELL YOUR FIRST MISTAKE WAS PURCHASING THAT OVERPRICED PIECE OF ALUMINUM YOU PIECE OF TRASH LMAO