diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.
― (via always-yours-always)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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